~ Characters ~

Harry Headlong, Esquire, of Headlong Hall, Llanberris, Caernarvonshire ~ Frank McGilly
Miss Brindle-mew Grimalkin Phoebe Tabitha Ap-Headlong, his aunt, of Caernarvon ~ Audrey Tyson
Miss Caprioletta Headlong, his lovely sister, also of Caernarvon (non-speaking)
Mr Foster, a Perfectibilian ~ Audrey Tyson
Mr Escot, a Deteriorationist ~ Lorraine Karpuk
Mr Jenkison, a Statu-quo-ite ~ Wendy Wasilewski
The Reverend Dr Gaster, Author of a learned Treatise on The Art of Stuffing a Turkey ~ Neville Owen
Mr Panscope, a Philosopher of All the Sciences ~ Jacquie Hunt
Mr Cranium, an Interpreter of Bumps on Skulls ~ Neville Owen
Miss Cephalis Cranium, his lovely daughter (non-speaking)
Mr Geoffrey Gall, a profound Critic, & occasional Writer of bad Poetry ~ Audrey Tyson
Mr MacLaurel, Poet, & occasional Writer of bad Criticism ~ Peggie Freeman
Mr Cornelius Chromatic, the most Profound & Scientific of all Amateurs of the Fiddle ~ David Winn
Miss Tenorina Chromatic, his blooming daughter ~ Wendy Wasilewski
Miss Graziosa Chromatic, another blooming daughter ~ Maja Svensson
Marmaduke Milestone, Esquire, a Picturesque Landscape Gardener ~ Isa Sevrain
Sir Patrick O’Prism, baronet, Dilettante Painter of High Renown ~ Maja Svensson
Miss Philomela Poppyseed, his aunt, an Indefatigable Compounder of Novels ~ Maja Svensson
The Sexton ~ John Probert
Narrators ~
Peggie Freeman; Jacquie Hunt; Lorraine Karpuk; Frank McGilly; Maja Svensson
Host ~ Cathleen Thom
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Sound Effects ~ Louise Bradbury
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Dancing Master ~ Rosemary Lach
The Odd Hack Band ~
Brenda Callan (fiddle) ~ Gregory Brown (guitar, mandolin, percussion)
Brian Titus (woodwinds) ~ David Gartrell (piano, harpsichord)
presenting ~
Childgrove ~ Drapers Gardens ~ Flowers of Edinburgh ~ From Aberdeen
Hole In The Wall ~ Never Love Thee More ~ Round About Our Coal Fire
Trip to Paris ~ Well Hall ~ Yellow Stockings ~ The Young Widow
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Caprioletta's Ballad, Cephalis's Air, and the Chromatic family's Terzetto
sung by Lorraine Karpuk, with Gregory Brown, guitar
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Music for Harp performed by Alison Vardy
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Sound Engineers ~ Louise Bradbury; Zeta Lay; Simon Rasmussen; Mark William Allard
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Produced by David Winn